I don't know about you, but I always love a good laugh. So, in that regard, I present to you fan mail:
1) Ah, the grammar/spelling of a Nickelback fan:
"Your a f***ing dumb a**. These guys are amazing and Kroger is one of the most talented song writers ever. Chicken s**t hidding behind a page. I'll bet you can't even play with your onw self let alone an instrument. What are you 10? Looser"